Band Demotivational Poster
HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit
WEDDING CAKE -
I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.
MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.
PAYBACK IS... WELL -
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem
HELPING EACH OTHER -
HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.
MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.
CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.
JAKE KNEW THEY HAD THE TALENT - and the material to strike it big Why it didn't happen will forever remain a misery
OCD - Wow, someone to marry Bi-Polar Barbie
WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -
ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL
THE DOCTOR WHO BAND -
TRIBUTE BAND -
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE -
INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
THE CAKE - Not a lie.
MARCHING BAND - When his cymbals come together, the hills themselves shake!
HAMSTER BAND - With Richard Gere as their manager, they have nowhere to go but up.
SWEET REVENGE -
UNLUCKY FAT MAN -
20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?
BIGAMY - â€œBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€ Oscar Wilde
YOUR MOTHER -
DETHKLOCK - The Metalocalypse has begun!
Marching Band -
THINK LONG AND HARD -
DEATH IN THE BAND -
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL FAIL -
KITCHEN DUTY -
How to find a husband -
Ya Know What They Say -
AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife
MAN I HATE.... - Supporting them at their lowest point So that when they are successful again, they can never be referred to as 'bandwagon fans'
WHAT EVERY BRIDE THINKS ON HER WEDDING DAY. - This is the Last Time I Have To Be Nice, Kiss, Be Respectful, Have Sex, Or Touch A Man.
MISHEARD LYRICS - Because apparently a train in the 70's could get you from Australia to Vietnam
20 OTHER BANDS - Name them (original post by Airman)
SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!
FREDDY THE FLUTE - Jimmy, there was this one time at band camp ...
ANIMAL HUSBANDRY -
Talk To Me -
Time Relativity -
He Said. . . She Said -
Married Long Enough -
HONEY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH -
80S MUSIC - BOY BANDS -
ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR - She ain't heavy, she's the wife.
YOU ARE SO BUSTED - I told on you for stealing my friends bacon bitch !
LIAM GALLAGHER - Making other asshole drunken loud mouthed pricks look like nice guys since 1991
THE TAKE OFF -
WOMAN THINKING - My husband says he will leave me if I don't stop shopping... God I will miss that man...
LIFE - Finding your place early in life makes the rest of the journey much simplier.
ROSES ARE RED -
THE MOTIFAKE MARCHING BAND - Performs its Aggyday perscision routine To the sound of “Seven drunken nights”
DIVORCE - My Husband taught me Housekeeping. When I divorced him, I kept the house.
METAL MUSIC -
RUBBER BAND MAN -
read my lips -
LETS MAKE A DEAL -
The Little Woman -
K.I.S.S. - Keep it Sentimental, Silly
HOMELESS - The choice is seldom theirs alone to make.
GARAGE BANDS - Playing loudly and screaming obnoxiously Doesn’t mean you’re any good
CHEEZ IT, IT'S THE COPS -
EX WIFE -
MY HUSBAND - Hates my lover ...
THE LEMMING BAR -
Brass Band . -
New: wristband will jolt you if you miss gym -
BLOWN DUODENUM - WHAT?!? You didn't go see the show?!? Don't make me hurt you!!!!
VENGEANCE ! - he was the husband
OLYMPIC POLYANDRY - And China takes another gold!
BANDWAGON - I just jumped on it.
STAR WARS - Rocks!
NAME THAT BAND -
VEGAS BABY -
GREATEST OF ALL TIME - Old bands donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t die, they just get stoned
I PULLED INTO NAZARETH -
DO THIS DON'T DO THAT -
THE TOP 10 - To perish approximately 30 years prior to the women were their husbands. God DOES work miracles.
ROCK AND ROLL CHICKS - Enjoy the ride while it lasts
SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW -
BUGGING OUT -
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