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Band Demotivational Poster


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: Slut.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




WEDDING CAKE -




HEROES -


TAGS: husband wife military duty love
Rating: 4.74/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 10, 2017, 2:47 am
She's hero, until you discover she's been boinking the former convicted pedophile down the street. Now she's a slut because you and your children have six different sexually transmitted disease and all of you children have been molested.
Feasibly - December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm
Man RL, I don't remember seeing this one before...Easy 5
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 8:37 am

....yes i did write the poem.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm

thnx guys
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:19 pm
Um yea, my last comment got messed up. All i can say is this is AMSOME and i give it a 10 a effing 10
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:12 pm
FUC1


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem


TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*


HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

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Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.


TAGS: burglar wife husband joke thief
Rating: 4.89/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:15 am
the joke was 'marian is funny' it is a joke, marian !
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Don't bother yourself because you won't get it... this user make posters from her/his experience... ain't so?
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 1:51 pm
I suddenly want to know what the joke was ... !


MUTANT -


TAGS: pokemon pikachu abandoned hammy
Rating: 4.31/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:07 pm
zombie-chu
Hawamleh - January 25, 2011, 5:37 am
yup
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:04 pm
a pikachu Zombie, guess ash lost that ball?


CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL


JAKE KNEW THEY HAD THE TALENT - and the material to strike it big Why it didn't happen will forever remain a misery


TAGS: tom garage band
Rating: 4.57/5

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ICEMAN - June 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
I heard one of their tunes this morning. ;) 5
sickartist - June 21, 2010, 7:34 pm
hahahahaha 5L


OCD - Wow, someone to marry Bi-Polar Barbie


TAGS: a hasband for bi polar barbie
Rating: 4.15/5

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justice - May 25, 2010, 7:15 pm
funny


WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -


TAGS: marriage husband wife death
Rating: 3.59/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 2:06 am
WELCOME! Now wipe your boots!
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:05 am
walks in...trips...falls on face ...has NO idea what's going on but likes it!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:05 am
10-10-10-9.8-6.5! 6.5? Stupid East German Judge!
BuZZbomb - July 29, 2009, 11:02 pm
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:01 pm
(double back-flip dismount, nailed landing) ta-DAAAAAA!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:00 pm
When goals are not readily attainable, the inability to detach from them may produce frustration, exhaustion, rumination on failures, and lack of sleep. These in turn activate harmful inflammatory responses that can lead to illness and lowered immunity.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:59 pm
Men who faced chronic stresses at work or at home ran a 30 percent higher likelihood of dying over the course of a nine-year study...
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:58 pm
I'll answer this one for ya, derek...
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's all part of the plan...just part of the plan!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:42 pm
50th Wedding Anniversary Toast: "May my wife live another 50 years...and may I live another 51, because I want at least 1 year of f*ckin' peace and quiet before I go!"


ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL


TAGS: zztop music cool bands beard
Rating: 4.68/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:25 pm
It's odd that the only member WITHOUT a beard is named Beard! 5L!
rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 12:15 am
I saw them in Biloxi, MS a year or so ago. It was a working vacation, or as Billy Gibbons said, "We ran out of hot sauce in New York and had to come back down here." Ever since Eliminator, I've been a fan.
Cloudchaser - June 7, 2011, 1:20 am
They come runnin'! They yelp and they whine! 'Cuz women go crazy 'bout a fox-y man!
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:55 pm
5 cool L's caveman.
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:50 pm
A haw, haw, haw, haw! :)


THE DOCTOR WHO BAND -




TRIBUTE BAND -


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo tribute band queen music
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2012, 11:29 pm
Fantastic!
mariand - January 4, 2012, 7:51 am
hahaha... he's going to like this...just kiddin'


SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE -




INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

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zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
Damn, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


THE CAKE - Not a lie.


TAGS: cake rock alternative music band lie
Rating: 1.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 1:13 am
I wish it had been a lie.
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
*known
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
To make the answer finally know. They are a band called "Cake" from Sacramento, California. It's amazing how easy it was to look up >.>...
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:37 am
Did they get left out in the rain?
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:15 pm
Help me, what is this, some sort of band Spam??


MARCHING BAND - When his cymbals come together, the hills themselves shake!


TAGS: monkey cymbals marching band
Rating: 1.65/5

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nope - February 23, 2009, 1:17 am
I LOVE YOU CHIM CHIM


HAMSTER BAND - With Richard Gere as their manager, they have nowhere to go but up.


TAGS: hamster band richard gere
Rating: 4.67/5

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medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:08 pm
Perfect!
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:41 pm

this is really good. nice one dude!
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 11:46 pm
I gave it a 5 even though Gere was linked to gerbils....i laughed
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:33 pm
Be patient... it takes time to find your niche, and to get the feel. Thanks for not getting discouraged!
SimpleScion - September 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Thanks! I'm glad I could finally start contributing to this site.
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
Great redo! 5L


SWEET REVENGE -


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

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jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
oh...oh damn..lol


UNLUCKY FAT MAN -


TAGS: salad dodger has a husband
Rating: 4.46/5

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Sean - April 18, 2011, 4:48 pm
Me too. Laughing still.
Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
I'm still laughing! He probably can't even see the cd.


20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?




BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

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HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm
That one bitch has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
Gay Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


compromise -




YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


DETHKLOCK - The Metalocalypse has begun!


TAGS: dethklok metalocalypse deth klok clock death metal heavy band bands
Rating: 2.19/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:41 am
Okay! We now have Dethklock booked to perform in the gymnasium of the "Underdeveloped School for the Mentally Untalented"...how about they play right after nap time?
the dude - November 6, 2009, 1:09 am
thats awesome come get these dude to play at my school!


Marching Band -




THINK LONG AND HARD -


TAGS: memory husband
Rating: 4.73/5

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mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:53 pm
lol


DEATH IN THE BAND -




ZOMBIE SURVIVAL FAIL -




KITCHEN DUTY -


TAGS: cleaning wife organize clutzy husband
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:30 am
LOL


How to find a husband -


TAGS: canadian women husbands traps
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 23, 2013, 5:50 pm
Mrs. spacedog thinks I'm husband material... Unfortunately that just means she wants the house painted.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:48 pm
Of course it is...keeps the beer cold. Thanks for the vote Mr. Jesus.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:47 pm
I'll give ya an even 6 as a thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:46 pm
5 hangovers? So you're the one that keeps escaping! Thanks for the vote Grey...glad to see ya around.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:44 pm
You saying you're husband material space? Hmmm, best go check my trap line. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - October 22, 2013, 1:10 pm
Hockey and beer....a divine combination! 5 slap shots!
maoworks2 - October 22, 2013, 7:52 am
I Think That's What I Need 5 Cold Canadian L's
Greybeard - October 21, 2013, 11:41 pm
5 hangovers. Awesome poster as usual. :)
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:12 pm
5 Beers! Wait, how do I get out of this thing? I guess I'll just drink Em here then.


Ya Know What They Say -


TAGS: husbands fighting digging deep beat
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 4, 2014, 8:17 pm
Must be the shits during flu season for poor Moo(?). Fortunately none of us have to bare witness to what comes out...he's got a missus to do that now.
Greeny - April 4, 2014, 5:44 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo comes out the same on both sides!
spacedog - April 3, 2014, 6:05 pm
It didn't get either of us. On the little kids side you get funny little stars "****", but on the grown up side... You get shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:10 am
Thanks sod...have to give the ex a little credit, the rose bush looks beautiful every year...teehee.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:09 am
Balls! It got me too.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:07 am
Haha..you tried to spell cock. Thanks for the vote and giggle.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 10:23 pm
TOUCHDOWN! 5L
spacedog - April 2, 2014, 5:55 pm
Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? With 5ilver bells and cockle5hells, and bodies under each row.


AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife


TAGS: marriage epic fail wife husband seti medals romance
Rating: 3.05/5

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Azbestos - March 25, 2011, 2:49 pm
Hunnic wife?


MAN I HATE.... - Supporting them at their lowest point So that when they are successful again, they can never be referred to as 'bandwagon fans'




MANOWAR -


TAGS: bands play manowar kill
Rating: 2.2/5
Fatt Matt - December 11, 2009, 5:28 pm
I don't think I'd be able to stop myself...


WHAT EVERY BRIDE THINKS ON HER WEDDING DAY. - This is the Last Time I Have To Be Nice, Kiss, Be Respectful, Have Sex, Or Touch A Man.


TAGS: bride groom wife husband
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:44 pm
Certainly last beej
MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:44 pm
Yeah that's what we think...reality stinks! teehee nice 5L poster


MISHEARD LYRICS - Because apparently a train in the 70's could get you from Australia to Vietnam


TAGS: band music misheard lyrics song
Rating: 4.57/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:42 am
Or Alex the seal as opposed to Our lips are sealed
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:21 pm
IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN!!! makes more since....EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY!!
caveman - June 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
As an australian i can say that i have
azile - June 30, 2011, 2:19 pm
In my defense Havw you ever tried to understand Jimmy Barnes or James Reyne'e lyrics?


20 OTHER BANDS - Name them (original post by Airman)


TAGS: twenty other bands guess names
Rating: 4.5/5

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williamcompton - November 12, 2010, 11:30 am
mmmm id guess 311, RHCP, led zepplin, hives, NIN erm idk the clash
Derek - November 11, 2010, 4:51 pm
Ohhhh REM -for the first one.
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 5:46 pm
right you are Airman, that makes a lot more sense. =)
Airman - November 9, 2010, 5:25 pm
bottom left is Nirvana..
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 4:35 pm
bottom left = the ohms
slumstyle - November 9, 2010, 4:28 pm
only one i could guess that no one else got is arcade fire.
Derek - November 9, 2010, 4:22 pm
Coldplay, The Hives, King Crimson, The Pixies, Daft Punk, and Joy Division. Top and bottom left?
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:24 am
and AC/DC and The Clash
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:18 am
Very nice, thx! I'll start with Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Queen (again?), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nine Inch Nails, Judas Priest...


SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!




N33RDS -


TAGS: pzy n33rds american pie this one time at band camp
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - May 15, 2011, 7:26 am
Makes more sense in places where "router" is pronounced like "rooter".
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
this*
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
I read thin in her voice
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:48 am
ROR! The Aussie made a funny!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:47 am
Awesome! 5 CAT-5's cables.


FREDDY THE FLUTE - Jimmy, there was this one time at band camp ...




ANIMAL HUSBANDRY -


TAGS: fat whale shamu animal husbandry
Rating: 3.64/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
Safety tip: Remember, it's possible to drown in just six inches of flab.
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:09 pm
Probably takes that much Chlorine to kill the stench from that cow.
epimethius05 - January 30, 2011, 1:58 am
fat girls need lovin too
firedog911 - January 29, 2011, 8:07 am
You know... no piece of a$$ is worth going through this! Poor guy... I feel sad inside.


RELATIONSHIP -


TAGS: life time human nature differences talk overcome friend husband wife value solution
Rating: 3.19/5

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forseti - June 23, 2010, 9:33 am
lesbian relationship i guess... ;)
hootizz - June 23, 2010, 5:31 am
...thats so fascinating...., now hurry up and pass me the Jif...!!
Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:23 pm
I don't remember using those fonts when I created this poster.
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:02 pm
It's more about shutting up and listening... and dogs have it down!


Talk To Me -


TAGS: for the guys wife husband communication arguing quote s freud
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:15 pm
That was his 2nd mistake...1st was being born male, the poor s.o.b.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 10:00 pm
Yes, but his first mistake was listening...
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:37 am
Ah Mr. Gary, I see you know well what the posters is saying...teehee.
GaryO - January 16, 2014, 10:04 pm
but........but.......


Time Relativity -


TAGS: men women waiting husbands wives
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 8, 2014, 11:27 am
Yeah! Isn't that the truth. Sometimes, minutes could 'magically' turn into seconds depending on the situation that one has found himself in. Lol... But seriously...
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2014, 5:57 am
Meanwhile, is she says you have 5 minutes, you had better not go past 5 minutes!


He Said. . . She Said -


TAGS: spouses questions widows wives husbands
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:14 pm
Thanks motifayk!
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:13 pm
Thank you crotchety!
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 7:31 am
Is dead a place that the widow knows the whereabouts of? I would like to meet this widow.. 5Ls
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 25, 2013, 4:05 am
OUCH! But funny nonetheless. 5L


Married Long Enough -


TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


MASK -


TAGS: lost dreams father husband
Rating: 4.71/5

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scribbles412 - May 1, 2011, 4:13 am
I hugs for you, from someone who's just come to terms
Kspace - April 13, 2011, 8:39 am
Powerful words...as a new father myself, whose wife miscarried , I sympathize.
Dill - April 13, 2011, 12:44 am
wow...I'm at a lose for words...that bought a tear to my eye. Hopefully, it will make people think first
GySgt1811 - April 12, 2011, 12:05 pm
No comment, RL. I extend my hand instead...


HONEY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH -


TAGS: wife husband love marriage relationships
Rating: 4.47/5

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carebear - March 16, 2012, 4:22 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 16, 2012, 4:03 pm
read my mind... thank you for the tip... watch out for the next poster...hehehe


80S MUSIC - BOY BANDS -


TAGS: 80s music boy bands gayness why
Rating: 4.36/5

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sniperslayer95 - November 27, 2011, 5:08 pm
it would appear you have forgotten Metallica came out in the 80s and 80s Metallica kicks ass
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2011, 11:31 pm
Coincidentally, tonight's Saturday Night Live is hosted by Dana Carvey and they kicked it off with a new Wayne's World skit
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 8:20 pm
Those were the days.... music videos all day. It was great!
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:05 pm
I love the 80's....MTV played music and made these guys stars. Boy bands are more 90's
M0FuK1Dy - February 5, 2011, 8:00 pm
fail. Top right is 80s hair metal band 'Poison' bottom left is also a hair metal band, not sure the name though. Not boy bands, but still half gay
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:39 pm
Politifake avatar.


ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR - She ain't heavy, she's the wife.


TAGS: wife huaband beer
Rating: 3.67/5

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carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:26 pm
(carebear BANNED)


YOU ARE SO BUSTED - I told on you for stealing my friends bacon bitch !


TAGS: bacon bandit busted sniveling bitch
Rating: 2.67/5

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justme - March 5, 2012, 12:38 pm
she should've stay'd in the kitchen


Scandinavians -




LIAM GALLAGHER - Making other asshole drunken loud mouthed pricks look like nice guys since 1991


TAGS: oasis band gallagher liam
Rating: 1.8/5

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Lex - May 18, 2009, 3:03 pm
The "V" is the middle finger for the British. Or maybe he wants you to smell something? is that fish?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 2:27 am
Just before this pic was taken, they asked him, "How high can you count?"


LOYALITY -


TAGS: sad bandoned dog rain road
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 23, 2013, 8:39 am
*from steve's reply...coffee now
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 8:36 am
HAH! Best laugh I've had today, buuuut it's early.
HypercatZed - August 23, 2013, 3:18 am
what makes all this more ironic is the poster just before this one.
steve1961 - August 23, 2013, 3:00 am
Do yourself a favour and don't sweat it. I spell things incorrectly and deliberately give out erroneous information just for the sheer pleasure of watching Emilio's head explode.
HypercatZed - August 23, 2013, 2:57 am
Uh? *check on the internet* Holygodmotherfuckingsonofabitch!! How did I get approval for this pic then? Dang!!
EmilioDumphque - August 23, 2013, 2:29 am
Nor is it spelled right.


THE TAKE OFF -




WOMAN THINKING - My husband says he will leave me if I don't stop shopping... God I will miss that man...




LIFE - Finding your place early in life makes the rest of the journey much simplier.




ROSES ARE RED -




THE MOTIFAKE MARCHING BAND - Performs its Aggyday perscision routine To the sound of “Seven drunken nights”




DIVORCE - My Husband taught me Housekeeping. When I divorced him, I kept the house.




METAL MUSIC -




CHANCES -




RUBBER BAND MAN -


TAGS: freak rubber band man the spinners
Rating: 2.91/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:50 am
This moment brought to you by RULE # 34.
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 6:06 pm
Some things should have never made it to the internet, this is one of them.


read my lips -


TAGS: husbands wives unbderstanding unspoken marriage
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:58 pm
Don't forget to take a roll of TP, might be a long stay. Thanks, glad you're enjoying them. Can't see this streak lasting too long though.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:57 pm
Silvie! You forget to turn her volume back on after the World Series coverage.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 6:59 am
Oh, I understood alright…….and that too was wrong.….I’ll be in the woods (Missy, this is s-o-o-o-o-o damm good)
Silverheart - November 6, 2013, 2:21 am

I find it hard to believe there are words the wife is NOT saying... as she is never NOT speaking.
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:25 pm
Completely agree!
lgvernon - November 5, 2013, 10:41 pm

I'm fond of cast iron, myself. Those flimsy plastic handles can be problematic.


LETS MAKE A DEAL -




The Little Woman -




Cheating -




K.I.S.S. - Keep it Sentimental, Silly




HOMELESS - The choice is seldom theirs alone to make.




GARAGE BANDS - Playing loudly and screaming obnoxiously Doesn’t mean you’re any good




CHEEZ IT, IT'S THE COPS -




EX WIFE -


TAGS: ex wife husband motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - January 29, 2010, 6:17 pm
Note to self: Buy a fish tank. 5Ls Ron.
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 6:04 pm
she finally said something I wanted to hear...."Blub, Blub"
Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 5:17 pm
Very nice sir! 5 Laughing Ex Husbands for you sir.


MY HUSBAND - Hates my lover ...


TAGS: my husband hates my lover
Rating: 4.12/5

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spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 9:12 am
OUCH! 5 cheating lions


THE LEMMING BAR -


TAGS: memes calendar jonestown bandwagon
Rating: 3.76/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:14 pm

sure, I think it's safe. I do have some Grape Kool-Aid for you to wash it down with.
conundrum - November 27, 2011, 5:34 pm
so i shouldn't take this pill Motinet sent me in the mail?


Brass Band . -


TAGS: band
Rating: 3.67/5

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New: wristband will jolt you if you miss gym -




MARRIAGE -




BLOWN DUODENUM - WHAT?!? You didn't go see the show?!? Don't make me hurt you!!!!


TAGS: blown duodenum bands band music
Rating: 3/5

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lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 7:04 pm

If Bride of Chucky and Hannibal Lecter spawned, this would be their kidlet.


VENGEANCE ! - he was the husband


TAGS: husband pervert vagabond
Rating: 2.22/5

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ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:31 am
Good save Sean.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah. Everyone knows that a homeless dude's penis is a sickly shade of greenish purple. And by "everyone" I mean, of course, the mods.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 1:15 am
Not real... that's how.
aerofiend - December 5, 2009, 1:14 am
How did this get past the mods?


OLYMPIC POLYANDRY - And China takes another gold!


TAGS: olympics polyandry humor men women husbands
Rating: 2.04/5

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 9:49 am
Polyandry! Never thought I'd see such a word used by any of these bloodclots! Nice work! BTW, shitdicks, it's the opposite of Polygamy!


BANDWAGON - I just jumped on it.




STAR WARS - Rocks!




NAME THAT BAND -


TAGS: big girl band
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 11:53 am
The Marcy [email protected]
Arvantillian - August 20, 2011, 2:28 am
I'd call that group...Trunk Junk and the Trash!
motifayk - August 19, 2011, 1:19 pm
Biggarland ! Whatever the name, they've already hit big time right in the middle.
Airman - August 19, 2011, 11:49 am
LOL.. I just saw 2 funny band name: The Band That Shot Liberty Valance and the other one was: Chief Brody & the Bigger Boat
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
Bula and the Belly Bumpers?
Sean - August 18, 2011, 5:37 pm
Uhmmmm, is it Katrina and the Tsunami?
Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
because I save your av as 1stcomm.. and a 1 comes up in my pictures before the rest of the alphabet.. and I'm too lazy to look very long for others. Or because of the other night, you devil you
the1stCOMMI3 - August 18, 2011, 3:27 pm
5L, but just out of curiosity, why'd you put me on top?


DAUGHTERS -


TAGS: child lonely consequence abandonment father
Rating: 4.77/5

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forseti - September 26, 2010, 4:40 pm
Sounds like empirical knowledge?! If so, I have some questions. PM me! *duck*


VEGAS BABY -




GREATEST OF ALL TIME - Old bands don’t die, they just get stoned


TAGS: all time great rock bands
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sean - July 21, 2011, 11:36 am
I totally respect the hell outta the fact that none of them got fat. I don't know how they did that ... but that, to me, is their greatest achievement. They can rock forever if they want to, provided ....
internetninjaII - July 20, 2011, 8:36 am
+-628 years
Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 5:08 pm

man kieth looks great! how long has he been dead now?


I PULLED INTO NAZARETH -


TAGS: the weight the band
Rating: 4.47/5

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Airman - May 24, 2011, 10:59 am
thank you north40.. if you search for The Weight on youtube, you can hear the song in Easy Rider, you can see them sing it at Woodstock, and then later in concert with Clapton and Dylan and Neil Young
north40ish - May 24, 2011, 10:11 am
The Band!
Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 8:51 pm
Nazareth, maybe?
Greeny - May 23, 2011, 8:47 pm
I bet nobody can guess the bands name
spacedog - May 23, 2011, 7:26 pm
LOL, which band? 5 loads.
Airman - May 23, 2011, 6:25 pm
it was on the radio when I drove in this morning. and it's still on my mind. you youngsters probably don't even know who The Band is
MPsniper - May 23, 2011, 5:54 pm
i give UP..... 5 RAISED HANDS
MPsniper - May 23, 2011, 5:54 pm
o/
MPsniper - May 23, 2011, 5:54 pm
o/
MPsniper - May 23, 2011, 5:53 pm
5 /


DO THIS DON'T DO THAT -


TAGS: signs 5man electrical band
Rating: 4.38/5

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Greeny - July 21, 2011, 10:44 pm
huh, imagine that


THE TOP 10 - To perish approximately 30 years prior to the women were their husbands. God DOES work miracles.




ROCK AND ROLL CHICKS - Enjoy the ride while it lasts


TAGS: rock band chicks no future
Rating: 4.06/5

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eldiabloloco - October 8, 2010, 5:08 pm
thinking the Go Gos or the Bangles
Wraith11B - July 1, 2010, 3:04 pm
What band is that? I feel like I know that girl.


SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW -




BUGGING OUT -




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